| Saving The Day The Ninja Way |
[Apr. 23rd, 2009|07:07 pm] |
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I was at the 99¢ Store today, and I bought a VHS tape of 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain. Being a logically-minded person, you may ask yourself, "Why would you do such a thing, Ross?" To which I would reply, just take a look at the cover:

That's right. It features the all-star cast of Hulk Hogan (depicted tearing open the cover in excitement and/or anger), Loni Anderson, and Jim Varney, in addition to the ubiquitous 3 Ninjas. This promises to be an epic piece of cinema.
Also, it had been marked down to 29¢, which proves that even the 99¢ Store has standards.
However, if you still need convincing, do yourself a favor and read the following A Kid's Review of 3 Ninjas: HNAMM from Amazon in its entirety.
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